Work in retail long enough, and you'll eventually realize the rules for dealing with Customers are exactly the same as for dealing with the Fae:
- Avoid eye contact.
- Never reveal your full name.
- Accept nothing They offer to you.
- Never verbally agree or disagree with anything They might happen to say.
- To apologize is to acknowledge a debt owed.
- Under no circumstances are you ever to thank them.
- Remember that They are incapable of reading signs in human languages.
Occult shitpost
Tired of disassociating?
Try channeling a diety.
Pros:
- idk my dude, there's a god or goddess in your body
- technically you didn't disassociate you just got demoted to 3rd person view
- maybe you'll have a cool new feature
Cons:
- maybe you don't get a diety that's useful at the moment
- not recommended in public spaces
dreams, what the fuck
@masculine_entity Missing your dreams? Did you get a "You've exceeded your dream quota" message? Have been the unwilling test subject of a dream experiment?
Call 888-DREAM-LAW today for financial compensation!
dreams, what the fuck
So, I had maybe 3hrs of sleep before I woke up our of this nonsense.
I'm asleep normally.
Walk into a room, you know, mostly normal stuff.
BUT WAIT.
Suddenly the room gets dark and this voiceover like female voice is like "sorry, your monthly dream quota has been exceeded, good morning."
and then I woke up.
The more I read about the fae the more they sound like lawyers
- don't verbally agree or disagree with them
- apologies acknowledge a debt
- unnerved by the presence of iron and horseshoes
- seemingly unable to communicate in normal human languages
- offers you "too good to be true" deals
- confused when you thank them
Demonically gay. Satanic/Demonic/Chaos magic practitioner. Cis masculine gay man.