Damien @masculine_entity@pagan.plus

Work in retail long enough, and you'll eventually realize the rules for dealing with Customers are exactly the same as for dealing with the Fae:

- Avoid eye contact.

- Never reveal your full name.

- Accept nothing They offer to you.

- Never verbally agree or disagree with anything They might happen to say.

- To apologize is to acknowledge a debt owed.

- Under no circumstances are you ever to thank them.

- Remember that They are incapable of reading signs in human languages.

So I thought I'd try to connect with a deity and well...

I ended up with Athena who was *very concerned* about my mental health.

"Oh this, this is normal."

"I've seen wounded warriors in less denial."

Tired of disassociating?

Try channeling a diety.

Pros:
- idk my dude, there's a god or goddess in your body
- technically you didn't disassociate you just got demoted to 3rd person view
- maybe you'll have a cool new feature

Cons:
- maybe you don't get a diety that's useful at the moment
- not recommended in public spaces

I'm culturally appropriating this and nobody can stop me.

*adds magick herbs to coffee because that appears to be the 'express delivery' of spells*

Today in himbo pagan moments
When trying to make a witch tea, half the herb shelf fell in because part of the shelf broke.

No, I am not remaking it. It's an experiment at the end of the day.

Okay I had one hell of an experience, herbs, wine and incense did a LOT of a job.

Okay, so entering a ritual state (intoxication via wine), I spoke (kind of) with Dionysus.

Success?

So, I had maybe 3hrs of sleep before I woke up our of this nonsense.

I'm asleep normally.
Walk into a room, you know, mostly normal stuff.

BUT WAIT.

Suddenly the room gets dark and this voiceover like female voice is like "sorry, your monthly dream quota has been exceeded, good morning."

and then I woke up.

Letting my hair down for once

Fun cryptid larp ideas

So I tried to communicate with a diety and he asked if I had an appointment so I guess ....that happened?????

Feeling good with a beard for once. Nope, not cutting any hair except a trim.

Me trying to use magick to save my bank account despite having no idea what I'm doing or if it will work

Surreal take: at bed bath and beyond, the beyond is never revealed to anyone except the most senior employees.

You have to be at least a district manager to observe the ritual. We must hope it never fails.

The more I read about the fae the more they sound like lawyers

- don't verbally agree or disagree with them
- apologies acknowledge a debt
- unnerved by the presence of iron and horseshoes
- seemingly unable to communicate in normal human languages
- offers you "too good to be true" deals
- confused when you thank them

No, I'm not drunk, it's a ritual, I promise.

Okay, so maybe adding vodka to the wine wasn't his original plan but here we are ok?

my familiar is such a soft girl, I love her so much

does anyone know a good guide for tarot, because my last reading was great and I love it!